who in the hell designed medical city? the elevators take 10 years omg. by the time i get to the floor i wanna get to, im uh, 10 years older. lolololol.

while im in the subject of hospitals, while i was waiting in the "adult wellness center" a while ago, i happened to switch the tv to saturday night live. just so happened that the show was ridiculing uh, overweight american people. and it also just so happened that this uh, overweight american woman sat on the other end of the couch. she was just there, vaguely watching SNL "ridicule away". it was silent but i knew it was an incredibly awkward one. because she kinda looked like the girl. i hope she didn't notice, cause i sure did. random awkward events are cool